Because everyone is truly insane enough to actually have a conversation with their OC's


Quentin: Hey Jess, when will the next BTM chapter be out?

Me: I don't know...when I have time to write it I guess.

Quentin: So.....that will be soon, right??

Me: .... Probably not.

Quentin: ... Why not?

Me: Cause I'm lazy and tired and not in the mood and blah blah blah..

Austria:  Quentin, give the girl a break.  We still have like eighty something chapters to go...

Quentin: That's exactly my point!  We are never going to get anywhere with this story if she continues to slack off!

Me:

Austria: Oh don't be such a crybaby!  You're just mad because everyone only knows you as the emo Scuro Angel.  ;3

Quentin: Fine, I won't argue that I am a little upset over--- WAIT! What do you mean "Emo"!?

Austria: Dude, you are always wearing black, you're so distant and unresponsive and insecure.... Emo is the perfect word to describe you! ... Either that or a lonely old man >.>

Quentin: Wha...What's that supposed to mean!?

Austria: Nothing, nothing~

Quentin:

Me: Now, now, you two...

Steff: You guys are like an old married couple.

Me: WHAT THE--- STEFF, WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?

Steff: I've been here for a while...I was just hiding in your closet in the kitchen.  

Me: What is it with Angels and closets these days?! Whatever... Can you get them to stop bickering with each other?

Steff: Anything for a pretty girl like you~

Me: Don't flirt with me. -__-

Steff: Ok.

Crystal: Just shut your trap Austria, you are hurting my sweet Quentin~ -.-

Quentin:  AUSTRIA THAT'S NOT--- WHAAAAA YOUR QUENTIN??

Me: Oh look, now the whole gang is here....

Quentin: For the last time Crystal, I am not yours.

Crystal: You are just in denial of your true feelings....ONE DAY YOU WILL COME TO ME!

Steff: Hey Crystal, I'll be yours~

Crystal: No.

Steff: *Rejected by all three girls now.*

*Quentin and Austria are totally on a different argument subject now*

Quentin: Well what am I supposed to do?? Wear bright pink all the time and flaunt a fluffy personality??  Shall I give up my "emo" atmosphere to suit your needs?? Fine, how's this?? --
"Hey Austria, beautiful day isn't it? I just looooove the world~"   

Austria: QUENTIN THAT WAS OVERKILL AND YOU KNOW IT.

Quentin: That's just my personality, don't expect me to change it!  If you want someone with an obnoxious personality like that you should go talk to Steff!

Steff: D: ...

Austria: Stop changing the subject!! We're talking about you and your depressing personality!  Don't drag that idiot into this!!

Steff:

Me: aaaaaaaand there goes Steff....

Crystal: BLAH BLAH NAG BLAH INSULT NAG BLAH INSULT INSULT NAG BLAH.

*Doorbell rings*

Me: WHAAA... WHY NOW OF ALL TIMES!?

Kelsey: Oh Jessss~  Why aren't we in the story more?

Me: I'M WORKING ON IT, ALRIGHT!?

Cleo: Clearly not fast enough >.>

Me:  AMG.  WHY ARE YOU TWO EVEN HERE!?

Kelsey: Hey, hey Jess~ You should totally put us into the next chapter!

Me: B-But you aren't supposed to be in the next chapter...

Cleo: Well clearly we aren't important enough for her to put us in this next chapter.  Let's go Kels. -_-

Me: Waaaaaaaaaaaiiiiit!

Me: D-Did they just quit the story on me? O_O

Quentin: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO NEGATIVE ABOUT--

Crystal: It's all your fault, Austria!  Why are you always such a wench about things?!!

Austria: I'M NOT ALWAYS NEGATIVE--- HEY, WHO THE HECK ARE YOU CALLIN' A WENCH YOU TWO FACED DEMON.

Crystal: EXCUSE ME!?!??

Steff:

Me:

Me: ALRIGHT. FINE. FINEFINEFINE. IF I WRITE THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP!?!

Everyone:

NO!

Me: